tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2494418227244664372.post2771029125002314679..comments2023-11-28T05:16:52.307-06:00Comments on The Person I Always Wanted To Be: CrazytownThe Angry Squawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18398822778177927614noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2494418227244664372.post-47359630585453840392011-01-27T17:20:41.261-06:002011-01-27T17:20:41.261-06:00Oh.Dear.Sweet.Mother.Of.Pearl.
THAT MADE ME LAUGH...Oh.Dear.Sweet.Mother.Of.Pearl.<br /><br />THAT MADE ME LAUGH TILL ICED TEA CAME OUTTA MY NOSE, CORNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />You rock, my friend!!!!<br /><br />I'm heading out to commence project kittypawprint now!!!!!The Angry Squawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18398822778177927614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2494418227244664372.post-52509130340104418092011-01-27T16:41:38.100-06:002011-01-27T16:41:38.100-06:00How to get paw prints from being on vehicle:
#1 wh...How to get paw prints from being on vehicle:<br />#1 when you get home, go straight to fridge and get a beer.<br />#2 go straight to porch and set and drink beer.<br />#3 go straight back to fridge get another beer.<br />#4 go straight back to porch, trip on mat and curse, drink the beer.<br />#5 go back to fridge and get beer, go to closet and get shotgun, go back to porch.<br />#6 drink beer and watch for kittens.<br />#7 curse because your out of beer and dropped shotgun.<br />#8 go back and get another beer from fridge, head back to porch.<br />#9 set and watch for kittens and drink beer.<br />#10 head back to fridge carrying shotgun, pappoose asks why your carrying gun.<br />#11 you explain, pappoose gets mad at you for shooting cats, you get mad at yourself for drinking so much beer and cursing and carrying a shotgun through the house.<br />#12 put shotgun away, go back to fridge for another beer, realize your out of beer.<br />#13 head out to gas guzzler to run to town to get beer, back out of driveway full of ruts and into ditch overturning vehicle that guzzles gas.<br />#14 climb out of vehicle, look back and smile, realizing kittens can no longer leave paw prints on top.<br /><br />Problem solved :)aroundthecornerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10618937005669670424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2494418227244664372.post-45968664401974668972011-01-26T20:16:15.611-06:002011-01-26T20:16:15.611-06:00Hey, hey, Mr. Answers?!! Psyche...just kidding......Hey, hey, Mr. Answers?!! Psyche...just kidding....LOLKathleen...https://www.blogger.com/profile/06586887165100841363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2494418227244664372.post-32966933872781205622011-01-26T14:36:38.720-06:002011-01-26T14:36:38.720-06:00And who is this "polite company" that yo...And who is this "polite company" that you're referring to? I haven't seen anyone in the blogging community that would qualify.Answers? I don't know the questions.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10650290644675613884noreply@blogger.com