Because it's never too late to be the person you always wished you were......
Omg- you just made me *guffaw* in the pickup line!! (and thanks...I needed it today...will have to fill u in!).
I'm going to remain silent, as I head back in the corner!
Obi, thats me, a friggin laugh a minute :/ heheheeCorner, you can surely tell you're a married man. Well done, sir. HA!